From: Penn live
If state police catch the vandal who threw rocks at John Reed’s motor home in Lykens earlier this month, the perpetrator could face criminal mischief charges.
Not big news. But state police troopers better have strong handcuffs if they make the arrest.
The accused is Bigfoot, according to the complaint that state police issued Friday morning. The cops description lists the suspect as very large, brown in color and walks somewhat hunched over.
According to Reed, who filed the complaint, a Bigfoot type of creature is responsible for smashing the windows and taillights out of his 1973 Dodge Winnebago.
Reed is a member of Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters who have been hunting bigfoot for many years without success. Unsurprisingly when contacted, the state police said the investigation is not being actively pursued, pending further evidence.
Though the district attorney has promised to prosecute if bigfoot is apprehended.